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9 ways to feel the summer in a unique way

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Summer is the travel season. Summer is the season of adventures. Summer is the season of dreams. Summer is the season of flirting. Summer is the season of love. Summer is what we do!
Here are ten modest suggestions to feel the summer in a unique way:

Barefoot on the sand

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"We go two barefoot, I and You, on the sand so hot we go Cold lemonade wearing you and looking for my eyes The sea brings love, brings a little sadness I want to see you on the shore I want to catch you by the hand "- so D2 sing in" Me and you "and we will agree with them because walking barefoot on the sand is a trademark of the summer.
Walking on the sand also has many health benefits because there are points on the stairs that are connected to almost all internal organs. The healing effect of walking barefoot on the sand is explained by the fact that hot sand causes blood flow and expansion of the peripheral blood vessels and capillaries, thereby improving circulation around the body.

Glimming

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The latest stream in the campsite offers us to feel the summer really in a unique way.
You rest under an open sky, enjoying the soft bed and the comfort of the white sheets.
Charming Forrest tents have a large double bedroom or twin beds.

Tattoo with henna

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If you want to make a tattoo, but you are not sure that you would wear it all your life, the temporary henna tattoo is right for you, and summer is the best season for making it because everyone will be able to see it.
You can experiment with a tattoo that covers your entire hands or your entire back, without worrying that you will no longer like it in time. You can also do so for a specific occasion - for example, the departure of the sea, then simply remove it.

Decoration with mussels and pans

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You can keep the summer in your home all year long by decorating yourself with mussels, rope, and pebbles you found on the seashore. It takes only a little diligence and a lot of imagination.
Ideas for decoration are countless: pan, shells, shells, shells in shells or shells, decoration in a glass vessel; Frame for a picture or voluminous letters of mussels, a decorative wreath or a garland of mussels and shells, "Wind Music", funny figures, a chest of jewelry ...

Tomato, comet bread and lump of cheese

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Pick up (pink) tomato from the grandmother's garden ( or bio store ), which is still warm from the sun. To tear the edge of the bread. Sip your whisper of cheese.
And to eat all this with your hands, returning to childhood and time when there were no Brussels, Himalayan salt or pesto, but the food was real and incomparably delicious.

Shallow, growth, extravagant hairstyles ...

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Summer is also the best season for "experiments" with the appearance, not for any other reason, but mostly for the freedom that this season has to offer. If we want to go beyond the clichés, now is his time!
Many of the bosses are also more willing to accept a different kind of employees in the summer, so go ahead.
This appeal also applies to the strong sex, who is no longer afraid of trying different things, such as making the so-called " Male coke.

Froze

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The real connoisseurs of rose can consume a pleasant drink at any time of the year - both on hot summer days and in colder weather, for example at the fireplace.
In recent years, so-called. Froze (from frozen and rosé), which can be done in different ways. One is mandatory - there must be frozen cubes rosé.
We offer you a tasty idea for a similar drink you can do at home and have a drink or treat your guests. You will be fascinated.
Necessary products:
  • 1 bottle of dry rosé
  • 2 glasses of strawberries cut in half
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • 100 ml of vodka
  • 100 ml of grenadine
The method of preparation:
  1. Pour the wine into ice molds and leave it in the freezer to freeze.
  2. In the blender, put the chopped strawberries and sugar and mix with a long spoon. Then add vodka, grenadine, and frozen rosewood cubes.
  3. Blend, pour the drink into rosemary cups and serve. Decorate with strawberry.

Picnic in the woods

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The mountain in summer is the coolest place, ideal for lazy staying under the thick shade of a century-old tree.
Or a picnic with delicious food, drinks cooled in the nearby stream and a good company. Or the cost to the nearest hut or natural landmark. Or search for healing herbs, berries or delicious mushrooms.

Do something crazy

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Jumping with bungee, rafting, diving ... There are so many extreme activities that we dream of, but it still does not cling to us. What do you think if you do not do it in the summer, when?
And if you want to go even further, disable your Facebook account, at least while you're on vacation. Real life is always offline!
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4 Strange Ways To Gain Trust

Whether its closing that big deal or convincing your wife that you and the secretary are just going on a business trip to close that big deal, more trust is definitely something we'd like. But how do we actually increase the level of trust that others have in us? Well qualities such as sincerity, honesty and showing others respect can help develop a trustworthy reputation over the long term, but what if you don't have any time for that shit and just need to quickly trick someone into believing you're a Nigerian prince?

Yeah I feel sorry for people with only one hand as they need to find a partner with whom to do this sign

Well, you're in luck, because for a low low price of 99.95 Steem, I'll share with you 4 morally and factually questionable techniques to instantly gain the trust of people. Or you can just read the rest of this article for free. I guarantee all these techniques will sometimes work. 

Wear Blue Instead of Red

Ah, red vs blue - a rivalry as old as this sentence itself. Science has shown that people who wear blue are more likely to be trusted than those who wear red. And by 'science' I mean flimsy anecdotal groundless testimony obtained in uncontrolled groups - basically the gold standard for the definition of the word 'science' which Scientology wishes it could meet.

The color blue is generally associated with qualities of trust and reliability. If you've ever wondered why they use that blue liquid in sanitary pad ads instead of just good old fashioned period blood, that's probably your answer. And all this time you thought Stayfree was marketing exclusively to royals. And while we're here at high brow humor land I just want to share that I have the most trustworthy balls ever.

You trust her don't you? Told you it works

Show Some Weaknesses

This is by far the number 1 reason why people find it difficult to trust me: because they just can't relate to someone perfect like myself who has absolutely no flaws. Well it's either that or the fact that I'm a shameless liar.

My research has shown that actual research has shown that displaying weakness can make one appear more disarming and therefore, more trustworthy. Something as simple as mispelling words in a Steemit article can humanize you and get you an avalanche of upvotes. But don't get too carried away. When it comes to the relationship between personal flaws and trust, this isn't the case of the more the merrier. While a nervous giggle can be a cute ice breaker, chewing your toe nails is probably not the best first impression you want to give to a potential big client.

Part Your Hair From the Correct Side

Ok, this one may sound bullshit, as in even more bullshit than the rest of the stuff on this list, but it's strangely interesting in a mundane way that I'm going to include it anyway. Apparently, men are more trustworthy if they part their hair from the left and vice versa for women. Most movie heroes part their hair from the left. Shit, even Superman has a left part while his nerdy alter ego Clark Kent parts his hair from the right.

The glasses and clothes didn't fool anybody, it was the hair part that was the true disguise

Somehow we're all meant to subconsciously process how people part their hairs and form a judgement from it, which is pretty annoying for me because my crown is on the right. So parting my hair from the left makes it look like I'm doing an impression of a combover. But whatever, hopefully people will warm to my braided pubes instead.

Touch Yourself on the Chest in Conversations

Some body language experts have suggested that lightly touching your own chest from time to time in a conversation can engender an image of openness and trustworthiness, especially when you're using positive descriptive language. This automatically causes people to relate you to the positive qualities being described. I suppose the idea would be to slightly gesture towards your chest every time you utter good attributes like 'very reliable' or 'fiercely loyal' or 'not a pedophile' when conversing with others.

And before you ask, no, this doesn't work if you touch yourself elsewhere. So if you want to win people over, there's really no point in going all Michael Jackson on them when in the middle of a conversation.

 
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